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Kher has entered the battlefield. Is this awesome? y/n

Post  KherPalazzo on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:21 pm

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY:

If you answered "yes(y)": Kher entered by falling from the sky. Passing the clouds and facing the ground, he reached out with his right hand and sliced the air before him. A jet of air pulsed ahead of him and smashed into the ground that was comprised of mostly rock. The ground split and cracked and crumbled into giant slates of rock. Kher then clenched his outstretched fist, and the rocks started to tremble. They rose in a fluid motion in a stream of rock and minerals and swirled around in a tornado-like fashion. Kher flipped around so that he was aiming feet first towards the ground that was fast approaching. Eventually the rising earth met his feet and swirled around them, traveling up his legs. The rocks and minerals broke his fall as he decreased in speed. The rock tornado traveled along with him, putting resistance on his feet so that he decreased in speed even more. Kher's speed slowed and slowed until the rock tornado came to a halt, swirling in a single place. He slashed his arm through the air in front of him, and the rocks responded by coming together to form a solid layer of rock. Then he released his fist, and the rock separated itself into floating slabs to make a floating spiral staircase. Kher walked all the way down from his stone staircase that rose about 30 feet into the sky. When he met contact with solid land again, he snapped his fingers and all of the stone he had manipulated fell neatly where they had been taken from. Kher lowered his hand, and the ground was as smooth as if it had never been touched.

If you answered "no(n)": Kher got into a local taxi. He barked at the grumpy man the location where he wanted to go. He slumped back into his seat and shoved a headphone into his left ear. He kept the right ear open just in case the cab driver wanted to force small talk on him. Kher looked outside of the window to see the cityscape pass by in a hurried state. That's how it always was in the city. Too busy. He sighed in discontent and slid further back into his seat. The cab driver spoke for the first time. "Say, what is this place you speak of now? Is it some sort of arcade or game room or somethin'?" Kher looked up and said, "Yeah, something like that." The two remained quiet for the rest of the trip. Two and a half hours later, the driver came to a stop. "Alright kid, here's your stop. That'll be 32 bucks. You sure this is where ya wanted to be?" Kher surveyed the landscape. "Yeah," he said. "This is exactly where I wanted to be." He grabbed a handful of bills and crammed them into the driver's hand. The cab drove off to leave Kher in the middle of nowhere. The only thing that stood out was the road, a bench, and a lonely sign that read "To N--er-". The letters were faded and scratched out, but he knew what that meant. The rocky layout of land told him exactly where he was. He breathed in heavily, taking in the fresh air. He exhaled with content. "Perfection."



((BUT WHAT DOES ALL OF THIS EVEN MEEEEAAANNNN?!?!))
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Re: Kher has entered the battlefield. Is this awesome? y/n

Post  Abakkus on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:22 pm

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I choose slash.
HAHAHAHA, WHAT NOW?
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Post  emi_moondust on Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:38 am

Magicarp go!
Magicarp use splash attack! XD
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Post  DentedDementia on Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:49 pm

Ditto, I choose you! Turn into magikarp... wait, shit.
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